A Fat Hite

Well, I weigh like five hundred pounds and all but my mouse muscles have atrophied. The mouse muscles receive daily calisthenics at work, where my eyes are over-worked as well (you'll notice that in the photo below, also my quadruple chin). I'm a big fat dude. I plan to chronicle my desperate coming-of-fat saga over at Hungry Hungry Hippos, the Fat Hite Blog. I may also post here from time to time. Thinness, rippedness, and fitness, here I come.